CrAzY MoFo Is Here
- Age: 31
- Gender: Male
- Location: Muscle Shoals AL US
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Hot Sauce and Gospel Music?
09/04/08 01:54:15 | 0 Comments
Greetings!
The following update was made possible by a grant from the National Endowment to Make a Complete and Utter Mockery of Everything.
Hey, Frankie Foo Foo is back with a brand new invention! No wait, that was Vanilla Ice. Oh well, somebody always steals the thunder, right? Seems like he might have stolen a little more than thunder, though, because I haven't heard from him in ages.
Yeah, anyway, since I haven't posted here in forever, I thought... -
Made In The Shade.
08/25/07 08:19:51 | 0 Comments
Greetings!
And now, a man who is such a rebel, he bathes standing up and takes showers laying down.....
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Yeah, we can hold the applause until the end. Ha!
And you know what else? If I was a car this morning, my oil light would be on. Don't you just hate days like that?
So what's going on? Well, let's see...
The Census Bureau wants immigration to... -
Alcohaulin' Ass
08/15/07 11:09:12 | 0 Comments
Greetings!
Welcome to the update. And in case you weren't aware of it, we do our own stunts. Well, not really, but didn't it sound cool?
But yeah, how much hotter is it going to get? It was so hot yesterday, I found the cat in the bathroom shaving. Then he had the nerve to ask me for a beer. Sorry dude, you can have one or the other. It's either my shaving cream or my beer, okay? This is not The Hilton. Shiiiit.
How about... -
Serve it out the window...At the Coffee Shop!
08/04/07 10:03:38 | 0 Comments
Good day!
I haven't been this pumped up since I was the opening act at the Bates Motel. Seriously, I'm in a great mood today for some reason.
I guess one thing...today is sort of an anniversary for me. It's the fifth year of my two week notice for my seventh job. Yeah, great memories there.
Three Wisconsin men recently had charges dropped in a plan to unearth a corpse for sex. Their... -
Get in the van, Chad!
07/27/07 17:17:22 | 0 Comments
Greetings!
And now, the guy who was the proud recipient of last year's Most Pink Slips in a Single Career Award from the National Association of Employers.....
That's right, it's Frankie Foo Foo!
Sometimes I think I'll quit the crazy world of the internet, move to Paris, and try selling my recipe for Frog McNuggets.
Wait, you... -
Crackers and Mingle Nuggets?
07/21/07 07:06:53 | 0 Comments
Hi, and welcome to the weekend. I'm going to be here talking for the next 4 hours. So please, shut up. No, i'm kidding, I won't be here that long. But hey, shut up.
Do you realize, in Iraq, because of the time difference, someone has already read this and they are probably feeling nauseated just about now? I know I am, and I just... -
WTF Did I Do Today?
07/17/07 16:08:44 | 0 Comments
Greetings!
Did you hear? In Washington, DC, a gun wielding hooded thief broke into a dinner party, was served wine, put the gun away, took of his hood, gave everyone a hug and left without incident. What kind of wine makes somebody put their gun down and walk away? French wine. Yes, there, I said it.
Rumor has it, Democrats will participate in an all gay debate. All the questions will be gay questions, of course. The first gay question?;...
My Hobbies
Hi, I'm Kevin. The K Dizzle Fo' Shizzle. But most people just call me Frankie Foo Foo. I'm a small town boy with a
Large sense of humor!
You know how some people have a sculptured flamingo or a deer for a lawn ornament? I've always wanted a plastic midget.
When I was a kid, I remember seeing Smokey the Bear on TV saying,"Only you can prevent forest fires." I thought, Who? Me? So, I'd sneak out of the house in the middle of the night with a bucket of water and say.."Gotta go to work."
I was coming back from Canada once, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said, "Sure, what do you need?" Needless to say, I don't go to Canada much anymore.
You know, they say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, my dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona. So, I guess what they say is true?
I had this great party once. Marlon Brando was there and he tripped and fell. I got to ask, "Does anyone know what to use on the carpet to get Gary Coleman out of it?"
Oh, and if you'd like to hit me up on Myspace, you can go Here and give me a shout!
I also urge you to check out The Official Home of Slow and Bacon! You can find it by clicking Here.
Party on!
You know how some people have a sculptured flamingo or a deer for a lawn ornament? I've always wanted a plastic midget.
When I was a kid, I remember seeing Smokey the Bear on TV saying,"Only you can prevent forest fires." I thought, Who? Me? So, I'd sneak out of the house in the middle of the night with a bucket of water and say.."Gotta go to work."
I was coming back from Canada once, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said, "Sure, what do you need?" Needless to say, I don't go to Canada much anymore.
You know, they say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, my dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona. So, I guess what they say is true?
I had this great party once. Marlon Brando was there and he tripped and fell. I got to ask, "Does anyone know what to use on the carpet to get Gary Coleman out of it?"
Oh, and if you'd like to hit me up on Myspace, you can go Here and give me a shout!
I also urge you to check out The Official Home of Slow and Bacon! You can find it by clicking Here.
Party on!
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| Re: Happy Birthday Lady Nichola!! (8/12) | Reply | 09/04/08 |
| Re: Weather | Reply | 09/04/08 |
| Where Do You Live? | New Topic | 09/04/08 |
| Insanity Wood! | New Topic | 09/04/08 |
| Re: When you get here...... | Reply | 09/04/08 |
| Re: Weather | Reply | 06/09/08 |
| Re: Whose online? | Reply | 06/09/08 |
| Re: Whose online? | Reply | 04/21/08 |
| Re: Happy Birthday Amanda!! | Reply | 09/25/07 |
| Re: Catch me if you can!! | Reply | 08/28/07 |
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